sometimes i forget that he’s a married middle aged man with two children and not an adorable singing stripper
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That amazing moment when your best friend turns into a total badass and dumps and entire bottle of syrup on a dirty sluts head! Ha (:
I just want someone to go on a hike with me :(
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my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
Well this is just butt loads of bullshit :/
Rebel child, problem drinker, spontaneous thinker!